2010.08.31

Random Henry quotes:
"Mom, I'm putting my food in the microphone so the dogs don't get it."

Me: did you eat a bite of that? Henry: Let me check my tummy... (slides eyes to the side, obviously checking in with his tummy) Yes, I did. But I did not like it."

2010.08.25

Henry speak: biller do
Normal speak: dollar bill

2010.08.21

Henry, after stopping his playing to watch a Progressive Insurance commercial featuring "Flo": (sighs deeply) "I love Flo." Aw, his first crush...

2010.08.04

Kid: Are sharks mean? Me: No, they just get hungry and accidentally eat a person instead of their real food. Kid: You mean their food is gross and they want to eat tasty people?

2010.08.02

Me: What do you want to eat? Kid: Bread. Me: 'Man shall not live by bread alone'. Kid: How about two pieces?

2010.07.18

Boy, dressed as Capt. Hook, on way to dinner for John's birthday: "Don't tell Grandma who I think I am."

2010.07.13

"Saying 'Good job' to people who lose under me makes the world a better place."

2010.06.21

Kid: when I get big the Bible will take my teeth away.
Me: uh - the Bible?
Kid: yeah, the Bible is God so God will take my teeth away
Me: um... God doesn't take teeth away
Kid: not even Gavin's?